Someone I know on Facebook updated her status to say (and I quote):Quote:just ate a can of baked beans for dinner and debating whether to finish it off with some mac 'n cheese. Really feel like I'm back in college againOkay, now before you jump to any hasty conclusions, let me keep filling you in with some very important details about this girl.First of all, she had a bad reputation (spread by the other girls in our class) for having really, REALLY foul-smelling poop.Second of all, she has gall stones which impede her biliary functions. (Translation: she can't handle greasy, fatty foods well. They make her poop stinkier, sloppier, and yellower than normal people's.)Third, she is overweight. She's not obese, but she has the so-called "muffin top." (For the record, I hate that term.)So, here is a girl with already abnormally stinky shit who decides to tell the whole world that she ate an entire fucking can of baked beans for dinner and is further considering topping it off with fucking macaroni and cheese.GOOD GOD! BAD MENTAL IMAGE! @_@ DO NOT WANT!HEINZ baked beans, hmmmmmmmmmm...No problem to eat a full tin of these on one hit...I love baked beans, too, but:(a) I'm not telling the whole world when it is that I just ate a whole can of them,(b) I'm not telling the opposite sex,(c) I'm not telling the opposite sex as an unattractive member of my own sex, and(d) I'm not telling them something whose unpleasantness is only amplified by my well-known physiological abnormalities.Mostly because I just don't go around telling people. XDBut still, you get my point. Even if she were hot and didn't have bowel problems, this would still be a sort of gross status update. But given her appearance and given her bowel problems, it's like "WTF were you THINKING when you told us this!?"at least I don큧 have a weight problem, 1.97 meters of height to 92 kilograms of weight, rather normal proportions.But indeed it would be one of the last thing to tell anyone that I like to eat a full can of that stuff, independent from the gender. Indeed I eat chocolate like bread too, another fact nobody else needs to know...Quote:Originally Posted by SakunyuushaSo, here is a girl with already abnormally stinky shit who decides to tell the whole world that she ate an entire fucking can of baked beans for dinner and is further considering topping it off with fucking macaroni and cheese.Sooo, to make sure this news gets to every nook and cranny of the world you help out by bringing this wonderful news to Akiba. Thanks for thinking about us who might have missed out on this legume legacy.I feel sorry for her internal problems and her external ones like her friends who will help spread the word.You wouldn't announce these conditions if YOU had them, but it's ok to help broadcast her past and her present condition.Quote:just ate a can of baked beans for dinner and debating whether to finish it off with some mac 'n cheese. Really feel like I'm back in college againThat's all she said. What's so bad about that? It's the stuff here that you added about her that makes this so wrong.Your probably some skinny bad boy who looks like a zipper from a side view who feels better about himself by picking on overweight people behind their backs.I've assumed you were a male, but maybe your a female cause some will trash other females like gossiping little girls.Quote:Originally Posted by Sakunyuushashe had a bad reputation...she has gall stones which impede her biliary functions...she is overweightNormally I am ardently opposed to any "white-knightery" regardless of the circumstance, but this just seems downright malicious. The girl's statement itself is pretty benign, honestly. And using a school rumor, a medical issue, and her weight to turn it into an unpleasant joke seems a tad unnecessary.I've cleared more than a few public restrooms with the aftermath of a bad Thai meal, but I'm not gonna stop eating Thai food. Should that make me some kind of pariah?In all honesty, I don't think that you're trying to be as mean spirited as it seems, but the joke went a little over the top.Ha ha ha, Facebook, ha ha ha.She should not fast or eat a low fat diet as this causes gall stones to form and grow. Pectin, found in apples and carrots, can dissolve gallstones, however though they can form in just a few weeks, it takes longer for them to dissolve. She should follow the dr. Oz diet and also eat more unheated extra virgin olive oil with tumeric, make rice a staple food and eat apples and/or carrots daily. She should not overeat to avoid gallstone attacks and fast if she has/had a gallstone attack because gallstones can block gallbladder, pancreas and liver and cause inflammation and death.When using the toilet she should just flush twice, once immediately after defecating to minimize other people talking shit.eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww...gross.But if you don't know any of her medical background or the school rumors her statement wouldn't have really meant anything... but still eeeeeeewwwwwww.So she likes beans and mac and cheese, it just seems like the same type of irrelevant status update everyone else posts on Facebook. Don't particularly see any medical problems, or her weight, playing any importance here really.